Posession is 9/10ths of the law.

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Mahatma Meets Mary Poppins

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.